Saturday, June 20, 2009

"Blood: The Last Vampire" ~ 2/10


Some jerk (obsessed-with-films-which-have-the-word-dragon-in-their-title/bessonesque Chris Nahon...) saw "Kill Bill", heard the "Pulp Fiction" soundtrack, and might even have seen Production I.G's "Blood: The Last Vampire" and its derived products...
Then he decided to base this film on the very rule he's probably been living his whole life with : the audience of a "wannabe hollywoodian" movie shall be full of morons who cannot tell the difference between a Chinese, a Korean, and a Japanese (and maybe even between an Italian and a mafioso, a Muslim and a terrorist, an African and a slave... ?), and who can't pay attention to the actor's chinese or korean accent, in english, of the "Japanese" characters...
The main actress was so much better as a "Sassy girl", or even in the recent "17 again" ! And why on Earth did Clint fucking Mansell had to take part in such a dull shit, just to imitate his own "Fountain" soundtrack (masterpiece, btw...) ?
Not only did California become the fifth economic power on Earth, but it now has to brainwash the world even with the help of probably-cheaper-than-Japanese Chinese actors, like any other industry... Please next time be honest and put a "Made in China" sign (or "Made in Korea" for animation) ! And please Mr Nahon don't tell anybody you come from Paris !

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